Do you write humor?
Around here, we call it snark.
Your book reviews are all positive. How can I possibly trust your judgement?
I write recommendations, not reviews. Ten or more might cross the nightstand without finding anything toe-curling. When I do find something wonderful, that book gets a write up ( just can’t help myself ) while others get passed along to friends with different taste.
Reading is subjective. I’ll never crispy-fry another author.
How long does it take to write a manuscript?
About two thousand hours give or take. Yes, I counted.
Who are your favorite authors?
Dean Koontz, Dave Barry
What’s your political affiliation? From the sounds of it, I’m thinking you’re ____ (insert random party here.)
I don’t like politics. Next question-
So what other dark secrets are you hiding, pray tell?
I’m scared of clowns and garden gnomes. When angry, I use the word jackass with wild abandon. Sometimes I feed the dogs off the table when no one’s looking. I think God’s big enough to create an entire universe in seven literal days. Oh, and Monty Python Rockz.
That pretty much covers it.